Some excerpts

I say:
i saw our chinese teacher on the bus yesterday
I say:
on my way to meet my friends
I say:
on bus 12
I say:
PUBIC HAIR!
I say:
or so -one of my close friends in JC(censored for privacy)- calls him
(a while later)
I say:
yesterday i boarded the bus to get to the mrt station, went to the upper deck, sat down and realised there's this guy sitting diagonally to my right reading a chinese script, looking uncannily familiar
I say:
until i noticed his hair
I say:
and then it struck me
I say:
omgwtfbbq! PUBIC HAIR!
I say:
lol
(and yet some time later)
I say:
now the thought that i might bump into him in the future disturbs me
I say:
i didnt really have anything against him
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except i felt he was a really uninspiring, unbelievably boring teacher
I say:
who couldnt teach
I say:
and had a mop of hair on his scalp that resembles something it shouldn't resemble
Friend says:
hahha what a way to describe it.. haha.. mop of hair.. ahah.. it does look like a mop of *censored* hair

I have to say though, I wasn't the one who came up with the nickname!! But it's really apt! And I just realised, I only know him as 'Pubic Hair'! I don't even know his surname which is really the proper way of addressing him.