Sunday, May 22, 2005
How to insult your significant other (Caution! Use only when you're thinking about a break-up)
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
then ~
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray
and you're still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!


*DIES LAUGHING*
posted by The Neurotic Worrywart @ 2:20 pm  
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