We have a new animal in the house! Yes, meet our new pink pig. Of course I didn't create it, although I did extend the invitation =P. Isn't it obvious from the spelling? That "Miss Victorian" would never spell "pig" as "peeg"?? Plus, like I told YOU, "peeg" reminds me of my mother (her name's Peggy). Anyhow, it is fun getting the pig to roll about in the mud =)
I'm ALMOST done with econs as a subject, all I have left is the monstrous topic, which I shall leave for tomorrow and continue with a teeny weeny bit of math for the rest of the night.
Now, let me proclaim how much I loathe the song "tong hua". I hate it so much I'm not even sure of the title (except I have a feeling it's so considering it was performed during the farewell concert).
Why do I hate such a "nice" song? Because it is annoyingly irritating. I slept at 1.50am this morning, and was RUDELY awoken this morning at 9.50am by my brother's incessant playing of the song. He played what felt like half a dozen versions of the SAME SONG, OVER AND OVER AGAIN and I was forced to listen to the torturous song at least 5 times over in a timespan of 15mins. I will kill him with Clay's Solitaire if I could, but heck, right now, I'm still enjoying the Christmas carols. My brother is a mindless, irritating, annoying, rude, chauvanistic jerk that deserves to spend the rest of his life alone, weeping in misery and poverty. Of course, you don't know him as well as I do, so you wouldn't know. I would move out this instance if I could, but living in a boring Asian country where it is an anomaly to do so prevents me from well, doing so. I would rather sleep on the streets, under the void decks of public housing blocks, sleep in a tent for the rest of my life than reside with this crap that I call my biological brother (most of the time, I wish it weren't so!). If you ever need someone who epitomises a complete moron-cum-jerk, he's the person you're looking for!
I was TRYING to study this afternoon and the moron was blasting away (someone, please blast his annoying brain out, correction, the mass that's supposed to be his brain. He may claim to have a bigger brain, but my brain have got more folds!! Who's smarter? The elephant (him) or the human (me)?). With the music, I couldn't concentrate nor focus and I got out to tell him (and my parents for raising such an incompetent son) off. Hah, he actually thought he would get the last laugh by refusing to change the door knob to my bathroom door. WRONG. (My dad did it, eventually). I trust YOU to be sweet, kind, generous and gentlemanly enough to do it if I ever need it done *grins in a silly manner*. It is nice to know I have a perfect gentleman in the midst of a terrifyingly patriachal, male-chauvanistic and downright disappointing society, where I'm surrounded by inept boys (yes, BOYS, there are few MEN in the entire country. NS DOES NOTHING TO TURN BOYS INTO MEN. They stay BOYS. That's the thing, they can't grow up. Like they say, "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.")Plus, I wasn't the one who got locked OUT of his room last week, I merely got locked IN the room a couple of years back, in my self-contained room, I don't see anything wrong with that. I'd happily starve to keep it that way and then jump out the window when I'm desperate to end my miserable life (It isn't so miserable in my room, what's miserable is going out to see them.)
Well, I got ANOTHER letter from the NAVY today. It came with this modified movie ticket with the made-up title of "The Life of Lee Su Wen Phoebe". Some publicity for some career exhibition. I was reading the letter when I spotted this sentence.
It's no coincidence that we're writing specifically to you. You've excelled academically and gained recognition from your teachers and peers. Now it's time to aim for more.
Firstly, erm excelled academically?!?!?! Ever heard of flukes? And, recognition?!?! Where??? Peers?? WHO??? Is it me or am I living in an alternate universe? Did my school do something funny to result in me getting such letters and emails? First the SPH scholarship email, then the email to the FIreFly seminar, the A*STAR seminar and now the NAVY?!?!
Ok, I admit, I did enjoy my life in the Red Cross, although I wouldn't have admitted to it while I was still in it. The camaraderie is absolutely fabulous. But this is totally different. No matter how in love I am with the Navy's ceremonial uniform, there is no way I am joining the Navy. My dream is to stick myself in a lab 9 hours a day, peering through microscopes and the sorts. The Navy is never gonna let that happen. Moreover, if I were to go back to wearing such uniforms, I'd much rather go back to the Red Cross. Nonetheless, I am keeping that modified ticket stub =P
Anyway, YOU complained how come my post-exams plans didn't have anything to do with YOU. So here's what I want:
Have dim sum at the place in Marine Parade that I told YOU about months ago but we never did go there
Force YOU to come along as I satisfy my crazy food cravings which include xiao long baos (your fault 'cause YOU introduced them to me), fish and chips, pizza, pasta, sushi... hahaha, it's a lot, I know (YOU must be wishing YOU never met me now heh, don't worry, I will pay for my share so YOU don't go broke)
I want YOU to accompany to look at the Orchard Road Chrstimas lights this year 'cause I didn't get to do that last year
Watch movies with me
Teach me how to ride a bicycle (errrr...ok... maybe not... haha, I'm bike-adverse, I forgot, my bad)
Ok, that's all I can think of for now, plus the usual stuff =) Happy now? Alright, the shower calls for my presence. Sehen Sie Sie =P
I'm a 3rd year student in what is probably the largest autonomous university in Singapore majoring in a Science-related subject (well it sorta IS SCIENCE). I'm known to be introverted, sarcastic (at times), funny when I rant (which isn't a good thing lol) and somewhat of a loner. I miss LA and would move there in a heartbeat :(
